San Francisco Adult Recess Club: Sunday Fall 2025 Season
Event description
WARNING the following experience contains the absolute maximum level of fun a human being can handle over a period of 17.5 hours. Continue at your own risk.
Adult Recess Camp™ is a twist on a classic: The Adult Coed Rec Sports League. Teams battle it out for a trophy in an epic quest of 14 different old and new sports & games played over 7 weeks (every Sunday afternoon from 12 pm - 2 pm, note: week 7 is optional) that are uniquely crafted to challenge and exercise every part of you, mentally & physically. This adventure contains the absolute maximum level of fun a human being can handle over a period of 17.5 hours. It’s also where you will find the fountain of youth aka the perfect opportunity to strive for or maintain ATHEON™ health & wellness. Making new friends is almost a guarantee. As will you most certainly gain knowledge, inspiration, and have a wildly good time. You might even forget you’re an adult for a lil while. But maybe even more importantly is that you get a much needed break from your adult modern stressful life. Which thanks to our phones, Social Media, AI, and whatever else comes next, becomes more and more increasingly valuable. Welcome to the time of your life. Welcome to The Adult Recess Camp™ San Francisco Sunday Fall 2025 Season by ATHEON™. Below are the cliff notes for yea, cause we know, we get it:
CLIFF NOTES
14 Games
🍭 Epic Fun
❤️ Omni Health
🏑 Equipment
👚 Jersey
🏆 Bragging Rights
🎉 EOY Party
😄 New Friends
📷 Memories
📵 Digital Detox
🤬 Adult Break
WHEN & WHERE
Every Sunday Afternoon (1 pm - 3 pm) from November 9 - December 14
DAY
Sunday
DATES
November 9 - December 14
TIME
1:00 pm - 3:00 pm
LOCATION
Crocker Amazon Park (where the sports are played)
The Halfway Club (where the games and food are played)
SCHEDULE
WEEK 1[Sunday, November 9] | OMNI BOCCE BALL[SPORT] A unique game we invented that fuses several aspects of "lawn target sports' together. Super fun that requires aim, strategy, and team work. | MURDER MYSTERY[GAME] Teams race to find the suspects, clues, and be the first to solve the crime. |
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WEEK 2[Sunday, November 16] | KICKBALL[SPORT] Kick It. Run It. Catch It. Hit It. You know it. You love it. Teams sweat it out on the dirt and grass to see who is king of the giant rubber ball? Cliff notes: Kickball with standard play, rules & scoring. | ALMOST FAMILY FEUD[GAME] Our version of the laugh out loud hair pulling game Family Feud, except we’re not family, yet. So we call this “Almost Family Feud”. Cliff notes: Teams try to guess the most popular answers to general topics. |
WEEK 3[Sunday, November 23] | ROUNDERS[SPORT] The original British Ball & Bat sport. Not familiar? Think American Softball where you still pitch underhand, but no gloves, the ball is soft, the bat is smaller and use only 1 hand to hit. | MATCH GAME[GAME] Hasn't been on tv in decades, but it's worth a re-run. Teams have to try to predict each other’s answers to hilarious scenarios. |
WEEK 4[Sunday, November 30] | RELAY RACE[SPORT] Each player and team's speed and agility is tested in our epic fun relay race / obstacle course. Oh and did we forget Tug of War. Oh this will be kick ass. | OMNI CHESS[GAME] Another unique game we created. It fused Human Chess with Trivia. You and your team will need extra knowledge, wits, vision, strategy, and teamwork to master this one. |
WEEK 5[Sunday, December 7] | SOCCER[SPORT] Here’s hoping we can save our fingers typing up this one. If you don’t know what/how to play Fútbol aka Soccer, probably best to sit this one out. | THAT'S MY NAME[GAME] Tests your team’s knowledge and ability to match up the corresponding clues with it's maker in this often roll on the floor hilarious team game. |
WEEK 6[Sunday, December 14] | DODGEBALL[SPORT] Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, and Dodge. It's ok if you never saw the flick. But you and your team will need to dodge or catch your way to victory. | JEOPARODY[GAME] You can never go wrong with a game of Jeopardy to test you and your team's knowledge. But our version "JEOPARODY" is less serious and more fun. |
*WEEK 7[Optional] | TIGER TANK[GAME] Just like Shark Tank (TV show), but we’re the ‘TIGERS’ judging your 'Product Pitch’. At the start of the season teams are given the topic and have 6 weeks to prepare for the pitch of their lives. | BAKE OFF[GAME] If we're gonna have a party, we need snacks. Just like above teams are given the ‘Bake Off' rules and will have 6 weeks to prep & make, with everyone acting as judges. |
PARTY[Sunday, December 14 or flex date] | EOSP[CELEBRATION] At the end of each season victors are awarded, bragging rights served, snacks are eaten, and everyone has a good time celebrating at least a few hours offline with no AI or other adulting things.prepare for the pitch of their lives. |
HOW IT WORKS
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SIGN UPSign up as a full team (5-12 players), a small group that wants to play on same team (2-4 players), or a free agent (single) | TEAMSTeam rosters are finalized and notifications sent asap. (note: 5-12 players per team) | TEAM CAPTAINEach team appoints a team captain. (note: A captain is assigned if needed) |
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DAY 1Players meet their team and get their jersey. League manager goes over season info & rules. | EVENTSEach week teams play both a sport and a game | SEASONEach season is 7 weeks with 14 games played |
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SCORINGScoring is tracked for both teams and individual players during each event. | WINNERSWinning teams and players are determined based on overall points across all the events. | PARTYEvery season ends with a party, awards and accomplishments, plus a few surprises |
TOP REASONS FOR JOINING
Better than doom scrolling.
I heard the fountain of youth was found here.
It's like the coolest library, ever. I get to be active, learn, be inspired and have fun all at once.
I need friends.
I am a kid at heart and I love to play.
Single and ready to mingle.
A lil competish amongst friends doesn't hurt.
%$#@! I need a break from life.
I really want to win.
F**k AI
Team building opp.
I can't get enough, it's my new obsession.
The most fun I've ever had.
PLAY FOR A GREAT CAUSE
PLAY FOR MIND™
Your not just playing for yourself and your team. You are also playing for a great cause. The Adult Recess Camp™ partners with ATHEON™ so that 75% of proceeds from this season go to the PLAY FOR MIND™ foundation which distributes the money to 5 key areas:
RESEARCH (15%): So that we can better understand the human brain
URGENCY (15%): To give back to individuals and families who are struggling with mental health right now.
ACTIVITY (15%: So that we can continue to be active and exercise our whole health to reach or maintain optimal holistic health.
NUTRITION (15%): So that we can continue to eat as healthy as possible. We may not know everything about our human bodies, but we know for certain how important a healthy diet is.
AWARENESS (15%): So that we can continue to spread the good word and get as many people to reach their full potential.
Tickets for good, not greed Humanitix dedicates 100% of profits from booking fees to charity
