Desperately Seeking the Exit

written and performed by Peter Michael Marino

directed by John Clancy

A special live reading of the international hit show about a sh*t show ... with bonus footage!
In 2007, American actor and playwright Peter Michael Marino wrote a musical based on the film "Desperately Seeking Susan," featuring the hit songs of Blondie. It opened on London’s West End…and closed a month later. Whoops! This high-octane, comical roller coaster ride has played everywhere from Edinburgh to London, and LA to NYC. The critically-acclaimed solo show fills in the blanks of how the $6 million musical was made, and unmade. From hatching the idea to deals with MGM, Debbie Harry, and even Madonna – all the way to thrilling workshops, dangerous previews, scathing reviews, closing night, and beyond.
Run time: 90 minutes.

⭑⭑⭑⭑⭑ ‘“A unique snapshot of the world of musicals. Marino is an excellent storyteller. Audiences will not be desperately seeking the exit anytime soon. - Three Weeks

⭑⭑⭑⭑⭑ "At times sounding like "Smash" on speed, there are wonderful insights into Marino’s character as an individual. A wonderful hybrid of stand-up comedy and narrative theatre." - Fringe Review, Australia

⭑⭑⭑⭑ "Anyone who loves musical theatre and the process of its construction from the first germ of an idea to the opening night will be amused, touched, and despairing at Marino’s cathartic tale." - BroadwayBaby

⭑⭑⭑⭑ "Brutally honest, ‘...Exit’ is a celebration of creativity and the fallibility of the human spirit. Marino’s piece doesn’t just blame those around him for the musical’s failure, but also reveals his own mistakes and responsibility for what happened. A simply uplifting and completely engrossing tribute to the human spirit." - The List

Peter Michael Marino is a NYC-based writer, producer, performer, and educator whose work has been seen on five continents. Pete recently performed his epic, sci-fi, tabletop adventure, “Planet of the Grapes” - which received 4-star reviews and a Malcolm Hardee Comedy Award Nomination at the 2026 Edinburgh Festival Fringe. He's the creator of the long-running, critically acclaimed, interactive family comedy “Show Up, Kids!” - which continues to run in NYC after 8 years. Pete was a frequent collaborator with The (former) Kennedy Center and Washington National Opera, creating several educational videos and live stage shows. He appeared in STOMP for five years off-Broadway and on tour. He's also the Press Rep for UP Theater. www.petermmarino.com

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