AFTER TWO SOLD-OUT SHOWS IN BALLARAT, ONE TEASE IS COMING TO MELBOURNE!

One Tease to Rule Them All is a burlesque parody set in Middle-earth, where epic quests take a deliciously improper turn.

Inspired by a beloved fantasy world, this theatrical revue reimagines heroes, hobbits, dark lords and mythical beings through burlesque, circus and outrageous character-driven performance.

Follow a fellowship of bold and mischievous performers on a journey filled with temptation, transformation and tongue-in-cheek storytelling. Expect dramatic reveals, handcrafted costumes, cinematic lighting, big laughs and plenty of moments you won’t see in the extended edition.

This isn’t a retelling. It’s a playful corruption — lovingly poking fun at the tropes, characters and legends audiences know so well.

Whether you’re a fantasy fanatic, a burlesque devotee or simply looking for a night of escapism, comedy and spectacle, prepare to laugh, gasp and cheer as Middle-earth is turned delightfully on its head.

Doors open at 7:00pm. Show starts at 7:30pm.

Strictly 18+ event.

The fellowship assembles. The quest begins. And not everyone stays dressed.

One tease to rule them all - The Burlesque parody

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