A side-splitting, sapphic splash-tacular

Presented at the FunHaus Factory on Friday the 24th of October

“If you've got one foot in the past and one foot in the future, you're p*ssing on today.” - Psalm 6:9

SEEKING A GOLDEN GAY TIME IN THE BIG CITY; Ms Rapture is armed with a glow in her heart and a steady drip between her thighs. She is thirsty to meet babes, release romance, and make it rain.

While riding the pleasure pipeline, cracks appear and start to leak. The leaks grow into puddles. Things only get wetter and wilder as Cleo attempts to distill the “c*m” into “decorum”.

As she dives deeper into the dykosphere, she lands in a tight spot; a Punani Tsunami (!!!). Drowning in the queer capital of Australia, can she swim upstream to the place that is warm, wet and golden?

From award-winning ‘Pole Dance Daddy’ Cleo Rapture, comes a premiere new hour of hilarity and queer inquiry. Gather and be guided through an immersive one woman splash-tacular - to the holy spot betwixt pleasure and p*ss. Cleo will be spreading the love (and legs) through sapphic sermon, and her signature pole dance debauchery.

Direct from sellout installments in Newcastle, and a glorious season of ‘THE RAPTURE’ at Sydney Fringe, Cleo returns to deliver a high energy spiritual spoof. With Reverend Rapture at your cervix, may we unclench and release our streams together.

Cleo Rapture proclaims ‘P*SS BE WITH YOU’.

Doors Open: 5pm for $15 cocktail happy hour + Delicious burgers and street food from Beau’s Burgers

Event Duration: 1 hour

This is a 18+ event that contains:
• Sudden Loud Noises
• Coarse Language
• Content Related to Mental Health/Ill-health
• Verbal Audience Interaction
• Physical Contact with Audience Members
• Sexual Themes
• Depiction of Sexual Acts
• Nudity

Fully accessible venue.

If you're driving, street parking and public parking is available in Baker St car park (enter via Erina St near Gosford hotel and ground floor parking is free)

Door Sales (if tickets are still available): $35 | You must register online for the lower price.

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