Screwd! The Fundraiser

Screwd! The Fundraiser

December 14th 2023, Thursday

7:30 PM 

Unit 224 

Tickets between $15 - $25

Tits? Huge. Screwd!? Raising funds. You? In attendance.

Screwd! is the first official production in the 2024 SUDS season. It’s going to be the steamiest show of the year, so we need your money to make it as hot as possible. 

There will be performances from VOH and Gnocchi the Gnartist, an OPEN BAR and a raffle. With tickets starting at only $15, Screwd! The Fundraiser will be a night you won’t want to miss. 

And everyone knows that if you don’t come, you die a friendless virgin.

8:30 PM - VOH

10:00 PM - GNOCCHI THE GNARTIST

About The Show:

Frankie hates that her friends have settled for mediocre boys and mediocre sex. She’s also a lesbian. 

What’s her solution? A sex strike for better working conditions. 

Screwd! is a period drama set in a fictional Australian high school in the summer of 2017. Dress-codes are loose, teachers unprofessional, and no one seems to do much work.

All proceeds from this event will support Screwd!, showing February 22nd - March 3rd. For any questions, please contact the team at sudslysistrata@gmail.com 

ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF COUNTRY

The Screwd! Team acknowledges that where we will rehearse and perform, as well as where this event will take place, resides on stolen land; the land of the Gadigal people of the Eora nation. As a theatre company that exists to tell stories, it is important to acknowledge that stories were being told on this land for thousands of years before British colonisation.

Sovereignty was never ceded – Always Was, Always Will Be Aboriginal Land.