Join us this year in Sluttingham forest where The Sheriff has invented the Great Sluttingham Tax. Every pint, every pie and every pint-sized pie now comes with an extra charge, while the Merry Men are wondering whether they’ll need a second job just to afford to stay merry.

Meanwhile, anyone who dares question the Sheriff mysteriously goes… very, very quiet. Funny that.

Luckily, one outrageously well-endowed outlaw has had enough.

Join Robin Hood and his Throbbin’ Wood, the scandalously sexy Scarlett Willy, the legendary Mother Tucker, Little Johnny (who definitely isn’t compensating) and a cast of gloriously unhinged characters as they rob the rich, mock the powerful and prove that laughter is still tax free… for now.

Packed with outrageous comedy, camp chaos, dazzling costumes, filthy songs, audience participation and more jokes than a P&R press release, this is the adults-only pantomime Guernsey deserves right now.

Much like our island, one thing is certain, everyone gets royally screwed in Sluttingham!

Doors 8pm | Show 9pm | Strictly 18+.

Contains strong language, filthy innuendo, outrageous campness, local political satire and scenes that may be considered taxable by the Sheriff

LATE NIGHT The Filthier Adventures of Throbbin Wood - Adult Panto 18+

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