Third Annual King of the Jews Comedy Contest!

Choose your tickets

1. Super Duper Early Bird: Before Rosh Hashanah (we actually lose money at this price) ticket

   Sales ended Mon Sep 14th 2026, 2:15 am EDT

   $26.00

   + Sales tax + $1.99 fee

2. Super Early Bird (before October) ticket

   $30.00

   + Sales tax + $2.10 fee

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3. Early Bird (before November) ticket

   $36.00

   + Sales tax + $2.26 fee

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4. General Admission (before Thanksgiving) ticket

   Sales start at Thu Oct 1st 2026, 12:00 am EDT

   $48.00

   + Sales tax + $2.58 fee

5. Procrastinator's Ticket (1 to 15 days before event) ticket

   Sales start at Sat Nov 28th 2026, 7:15 pm EST

   $56.00

   + Sales tax + $2.79 fee

6. Commitment-Phobic ticket (last 24 hours) ticket

   Sales start at Fri Dec 11th 2026, 7:15 pm EST

   $60.00

   + Sales tax + $2.90 fee

7. Tables (only 2 available; each seats up to 4 and comes with two bottles of kosher wine) ticket

   $200.00

   + Sales tax + $6.64 fee

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8. Door price (most likely won't be available) ticket

   Sales start at Sun Dec 13th 2026, 8:15 am EST

   $65.00

   + Sales tax + $3.03 fee