WET NOISE 241012

It's Spooky season and we're coming back at ya'all with our grand high witch MS ANA MATRONIC in the back ALL night! Our founding witch DJ PATTY  will be up front from 10PM.

A note from Daddy Matthew if you please... a lot of new family has found WET NOISE in recent months. EVERY BODY is welcome on our decades old dance floor. If you are NEW to WET NOISE there are a few key factors we ask you to consider and respect...

1. No phones on the dance floor. If you need to reply to a text, take a call or stalk a lover thats fine... just REMOVE yourself from the dance floor first so you don't screw anyone else's vibes.

2. The Dance floor is for Dancing. If you need a break or want to chat with friends please take it to the front bar.... your neighbors will appreciate the room.

3. Make room for others. In the words of Mother Nita Aviance, " You may not realize but you are taking up more space on the dance floor than you think. Sharing doesn't mean planting ourselves as unmovable structures for others to make their way around. This is how most "othered" folks are forced to traverse the daily world and it is NOT what our dance floor deserves."

4. Be responsible with your substances. (Period) "G" or any other dissociative is NOT welcome at WET NOISE.  PLEASE PLEASE for the love of goddess be safe and test your substances. If you or someone around you is in trouble please speak to Matthew, security, the bar staff or a DJ and we will help. 

5. WELCOME TO THE FAMILY. BE NICE AND HAVE FUN! 

WET NOISE

It’s a filthy funk dance party...

PHONES   TALKING   PICTURES  G ATTITUDE

HOSTED by MATTHEW PLACEK

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 12th 10PM - 4AM

PARKSIDE LOUNGE

317 EAST HOUSTON STREET, East Village

Dirty funk in the back by     

ANA MATRONIC

Funk in the front by     

PATTY

ADVANCE TICKETS $20 CASH ONLY AT THE DOOR AND SUBJECT TO AVAILABILITY