WET NOISE 250614 PARKSIDE

SURPRISE!

Did you think we were just gonna take 600 people on a WET Hudson joyride under the stars with the iconic maestro TEDD PATTERSON for a mere 4 hours?? 

Nah! It’s Pride AND it’s our 12th Anniversary!

The celebration continues at PARKSIDE LOUNGE from 10PM…. 

If you’re joining us on the boat you can purchase a ticket INCLUDING Yellow School Bus transportation from the boat HERE ($25) Theres just 15 tcikets left!

THAT MATT returns to the decks ALL night in the back room!

The magnificent PATTY returns with all the classics in the front bar!

The Circle Line Boat Party from 8-12AM is entirely SOLD OUT BUT keep yours eyes out for resale on HUMANITIX HERE and stay tuned as we might have a few tickets available at the dock at 7:55PM!

A note from Daddy Matthew if you please... a lot of new family has found WET NOISE in recent months. EVERY BODY is welcome on our decades old dance floor. If you are NEW to WET NOISE there are a few key factors we ask you to consider and respect...

1. No phones on the dance floor. If you need to reply to a text, take a call or stalk a lover thats fine... just REMOVE yourself from the dance floor first so you don't screw anyone else's vibes.

2. The Dance floor is for Dancing. If you need a break or want to chat with friends please take it to the front bar.... your neighbors will appreciate the room.

3. Make room for others. In the words of Mother Nita Aviance, " You may not realize but you are taking up more space on the dance floor than you think. Sharing doesn't mean planting ourselves as unmovable structures for others to make their way around. This is how most "othered" folks are forced to traverse the daily world and it is NOT what our dance floor deserves."

4. Be responsible with your substances. (Period) "G" or any other dissociative is NOT welcome at WET NOISE.  PLEASE PLEASE for the love of goddess be safe and test your substances. If you or someone around you is in trouble please speak to Matthew, security, the bar or the DJ and we will help. 

5. WELCOME TO THE FAMILY. BE NICE AND HAVE FUN! 

WET NOISE

It’s a filthy funk 12TH ANNIVERSARY dance party...

PHONES  TALKING  PICTURES  ATTITUDE

Hosted by Matthew Placek

DeeDee Dame, Elida Berry-Donat & Shana Merab

SATURDAY, JUNE 14th  10PM - 4AM

PARKSIDE LOUNGE

317 EAST HOUSTON STREET, East Village

Dirty funk in the back by     

THAT MATT

...in the front by     

PATTY

ADVANCE TICKETS $20