WLWE 2: SCISSORMANIA

After much anticipation Naarm’s favourite queer amateur professional wrestling league is back with a vengeance.

In the WLWE’s debut show we saw the triumph of hunky himbo Golden Boy over the cisgender crusader The Terfinator, dungeon daddy Buster Nut get tied up in the red tape of tyrannical She-EO Paper Pusher and the sweet and scary reigning champ The Futcher fend off the nefarious nun Bad Habit in the title match.

The Maiden Rumble controversially ended in an all-in helter-skelter skirmish after Bad Habit impersonated The Futcher in an underhanded attempt to steal the belt. The league was left in chaos after the opportunistic Terfinator manipulated the mayhem to make off with the belt, with the rightful ownership and champion title now being hotly contested.

To re-establish order we are throwing all wrestlers into the meat grinder with a last-dyke-standing royal rumble style match - decisively determining who is the true undisputed champion of WLWE.

Seven wrestlers and a very exasperated referee enter, one victor leaves in what will be an unforgettable next chapter of scissoriffic wrestling mayhem!

Updates from Scissor News:

• This event will run twice across two days - please be aware of which date you are purchasing tickets for. 

• Doors 6.15pm, show starts at 7pm sharp - there is no entry to the ring room once the show has begun so make sure that you’re on time!

• Merch available for purchase and a raffle drawn on the night

• Event proceeds will be donated to Pony Club Gym, community gender affirming surgeries and WLWE infrastructure and event overheads.

• This is an 18+ event

Accessibility:

• Venue is wheelchair accessible and there is one accessible bathroom.

• The Saturday night show will be deaf accessible with Auslan sign interpreting

• There will be a smoke machine, strobe effects and loud noises during the show.

• Mix of seating and standing viewing for the show, seating will be prioritised for those who require it. Ringside seat tickets available!

• Please RAT before you come and stay home if you feel unwell!

WLWE Acknowledges that this event takes place on the stolen land of the Wurundjeri Woi-wurrung people of the Kulin Nation. We pay respects to Elders past & present. Always was, always will be Aboriginal Land. [-O-]