Only $5!

Sign-Ups -7:00pm Show Time - 7:30pm

First-come, first-served.

Women, experienced comics, and people who drove a long way get preferential treatment.

Sets are 6 minutes, out-of-towners get 10 minutes

* *Some acts may be R-rated, discretion advised**

Bring your funny self, AND your friends!

Christine McLennan is the second ranked prop comic in the South East, falling only behind Sandles McGee (who just so happens to be Christine's father and taught her everything she knows, from stuffing a family sized box of raw spaghetti in her mouth to knitting sweaters with culturally insensitive remarks about the French live on stage) When not performing, Christine can be found gluing glass shards into her father's sandals in a desperate attempt to become the number one prop comic in the South East. Her other hobby entails taking her father to the hospital to get stitches. While there he always seems to find a way to delight hospital workers with his classic obstetrical forceps and sugar free jello routine (God damn it dad). She almost won a MacArthur genius grant for her work utilizing a toaster oven and a plus sized mannequin, but was sadly overlooked in favor of, you guessed it, Sandles McGee, who dazzled the selection committee using nothing but a single use straw. Also he was completely nude.

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Matt Barrentine

Matt Barrentine has performed standup comedy in 16% of these United States and counting. He's opened for a number of national acts, from Doug Stanhope to Nikki Glaser. People often tell him his jokes are "too smart," which he's pretty sure is meant to be a compliment. He currently resides in a pit at the bottom of the ocean.