Only $5!

Sign-Ups -7:00pm Show Time - 7:30pm

First-come, first-served.

Women, experienced comics, and people who drove a long way get preferential treatment.

Sets are 6 minutes, out-of-towners get 10 minutes

* *Some acts may be R-rated, discretion advised**

Bring your funny self, AND your friends!

Tom Simmons

Tom Simmons is a comedian that many find hilarious and some, of course, do not. He is a writer on The Ms Pat Show. Credits include five comedy albums that are heard regularly on Sirius/XM. He has a Dry Bar Comedy Special and has appeared on Comedy Central, Comedy.TV, Comics Unleashed, Showtime, BET. A winner of the San Francisco International Comedy Competition. Comedy Festival appearances at Just For Laughs, Aspen, Laughing Skull and Boston.

Tom Simmons has been unable to write a solid bio for twenty three years.

But he’s good at comedy. Come see him do that.

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Matt Barrentine

Matt Barrentine has performed standup comedy in 16% of these United States and counting. He's opened for a number of national acts, from Doug Stanhope to Nikki Glaser. People often tell him his jokes are "too smart," which he's pretty sure is meant to be a compliment. He currently resides in a pit at the bottom of the ocean.