Bad dog's Paw'triarchy Pie

Sunday 11 June  •••  2pm-11pm

Portugal Madeira Club  - 1 Denby St, Marrickville

Bad dog’s Paw’triarchy Pie

Are you tired of the Paw-triarchy holding you down,
Making you feel like you’re just a mere hound?
Well, fear not my furry friends,
This pie will make you wag your ends.

The crust is made of shattered glass,
Careful taking a bite as it’s hard to pass.
It is Gluten and Vegan friendly. 
But when you’re at the park please do push gently.

The filling is a mix of flavours divine,
Reminding us to embrace our inner canine.
It's more than just a tasty treat,
A symbol, that cocking your leg is not needed to succeed.

So please take a bite of this empowering pie,
And let it fill you up from nose to eye.

And while you’re there raise a paw and bark with rebellion,
To the pups who defy and break any convention.
To the strong, to the fierce, and the always true,
We’re grateful for everything you do.

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Please welcome our guest alchemist Lorna ‘Luscious Lady Fingers’ Clarkson who will be whipping up some finger licking treats. Along with regulars from the bad dog kitchen Bill ‘Spankmykopita’ Cotsis and Annabelle ‘Gastro-no-mic’ Gaspar. 

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Bad dog’s Paw’triarchy Pie Recipe

For the crust:

• 2 cups of crushed glass ceiling
• 1/2 cup of mansplained butter - Melted obviously
• 1/4 cup of Cis male tears

For the filling:

• 2 cups of chauvinist - finely chopped
• 1/4 cup of sticky floor jam
• 1/2 cup of queen bee honey
• 2 tablespoons of extra-whoring olive oil
• 1 teaspoon of dirt

For the topping:

• 1 Drag Queen
• Shards of bone (Royal optional)

Instructions:

1. Preheat your oven to 250°C.
2. In a mixing bowl, combine all together and hope for  the best.

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Bad dog would like to acknowledge that their events take place on stolen lands of the Gadigal People of the Eora Nation.
We acknowledge elders past and present. Sovereignty was never ceded and a treaty never signed. This always was and always will be Aboriginal Land.