Belligerent Car Wash

Is your car absolutely filthy? Maybe you went out to the desert to be a wastelander and now you need to cleanse the red dirt before your car rusts itself to pieces? Or just need to give Ol' Bessie a clean.

WELCOME TO THE BELLIGERENT CAR WASH, where despair meets a spotless shine. For those tired of chirpy car washes with their pastel sponges and upbeat tunes, we're here to wash your car and your soul—in darkness, naturally. The water? Ice cold. The soap? Red. Come for the clean car, stay for the creeping sense of ennui.

NOTE: Tickets are booked in hour block slots. This is to prevent everyone showing up at once. If you purchase the 2pm - 3pm slot for example, feel free to show up at any time between that hour.