Chaos Goblins' Annual Shareholders' Meeting
Description
AN UNFORGETTABLE NIGHT OF MUSIC
your head will explode (don't worry, this is a good thing)
your ears will bleed (tears of joy)
your inner ear will vibrate with frequencies previously unknown to modern medical science
The world's only, and therefore best, doom brass band, EIGHT FOOT MANCHILD, playing in Philadelphia for ONE NIGHT ONLY (on tour from Boston, MA). Have you ever wondered what a sousaphone sounds like through a distortion pedal? Has your doctor prescribed you more baritone sax? If you answered yes to any of these questions, RUN, don't walk, to get your tickets now!
Accompanied by local cryptids IMP CRU and SUPERLITH
Whether you are a certified shareholder of Chaos Goblins LLC, an esteemed colleague, or simply chaos-curious, this event is not to be missed!
$5-15, NOTAFLOF
Tickets for good, not greed Humanitix dedicates 100% of profits from booking fees to charity
