I grew up playing classical piano, but failed my conservatory audition at 18. I spent some time focusing on drinking goon, then started stand-up in 2011. During the pandemic, I came back to the piano, and so I wrote this show to combine them.

Come and see me play one of the most famous pieces of classical piano ever written, and then tell a bunch of wild stories about it. It's my favourite piece, Chopin's Nocturne in Eb Major, presented with jokes by a bald idiot with a beard (me).

The Guardian's Best Shows of the Melbourne Comedy Festival 2025

WINNER Best Comedy Adelaide Fringe (Weekly)

WINNER Sydney Fringe Tour Ready Award

"This should not work, but it does." ★★★★★ The List

'Punchlines that will leave you laughing for days on end... This is what a well-crafted comedy set looks like!' ★★★★★ Adelaide Advertiser

'He's a masterful storyteller... effortless charisma, disarming honesty and a sharp, curious mind.' ★★★★ The Age