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Heath Franklin's Chopper - Not Here To F*ck Spiders

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Australia's Most Wanted comedian is back after three years off... and he's not here to f*ck spiders!

That's right. Not even if they're dressed in a sexy spider nurse outfit. He just hasn't got the time. And neither do you.

Because life happens whether you like it or not. You can tiptoe around it, have a whinge or pretend it's not there. But like a man wearing bacon pants at a dog park, you're gonna get bitten on the arse eventually.

So either get up and get busy, or tell somebody else who gives a sh*t. Cos we're not here to...

Book now and join Chopper for the best night out in yonks.

Comics Choice Award - Melbourne International Comedy Festival, 2018

"This is a top hour of uproariously entertaining comedy… packed with good gags and "so wrong it's right" moments. ★★★★"
Chortle (UK)

Doors - 6.40pm
Main act - 7pm

This event takes place on Wadawurrung Country. Minerva Ballaarat acknowledges the Wadawurrung People of the Kulin Nation as the first inhabitants and Traditional Custodians of the lands where we work, learn and create. Always Was, Always Will Be, Aboriginal Land.

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