Saddle up ranchers, don those boots with pride,

Grab your partner, do-si-do, let's ride side by side.

Conspiracy's Rancho Paradiso, wild and untamed,

Where debauchery awaits, our hearts unrestrained.

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A rootin' tootin' adventure, like none you've ever known,

Leave your worries way behind, into the wind they're thrown.

Boot-stompin' melodies that’ll wrangle your soul,

Under Abercrombie's starlit sky, let our spirits roll.

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Whether a veteran of the boot-scootin’ game,

Or a greenhorn seekin’ farm-yard fame.

At Conspiracy's Rancho Paradiso, your rhythm will ignite,

Boots shufflin', heart thumpin', pure western delight.

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Gather 'round country-lovin' folks, both far and near,

In plaid shirts and cowboy hats, give a mighty cheer.

Together as kin, a rowdy family we'll form,

Where yeehaw and rhythm entwine, an all-night dancin' storm.

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So dust off your boots partners, let’s glide ’til sunrise,

A good old fashioned hootenanny, the ultimate ranchers prize.

Unforgettable moments, electrifying and grand,

Once more we unite, together hand in hand.

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Conspiracy's Rancho Paradiso, a country-western charm,

Swing, sway, stomp, and groove, the rhythm will disarm.

Let the beat call us forth, in this memorable spree,

Miss this night and you shall yearn, forever it'll be.