Severe Good Buzz Warning Issued as Two New Bands Prepare To Pop Gig Cherries

Music fans are urged to prepare for impact as two powerful new bands are set to storm the local scene with their debut gigs. Authorities are warning of reckless playfulness and a high chance of dancing.

#crushbuzz: Category 5 Liberation Approaching

Meteorologists tracking the rise of #crushbuzz have noted rapid intensification, with sweary, liberation forrming. Featuring legendary Canberra heavyweights Alison Procter, Beth Monzo and Micha Forman, #crushbuzz are expected to bring waves of unapologetic, reckless playfulness and righteous joy-rage capable of overwhelming audiences with the buzz of a brand new crush.

Salty Goodness: A High-Pressure System of Pure Energy

Meanwhile, a second sound-system, Salty Goodness, is tracking in parallel, bringing an intense low-end rumble and high likelihood of extreme dancing. Former Glitoris rhythm-section Sarah Klutz (drums) and Emma Dryden (bass) have combined forces with exciting new talent Mitch Bracken (vocals), and local music-industry stalwarts Dan Luton (percussion), Dan Watters (keys), Marlene Radice (clarinet), and Galen Ashley (sugar & spice). Intense downpours of high energy and thunderous sounds are likely.

Advisory for Music Fans

Gig-goers are advised to:

Plan ahead and Act - Venue flooding is likely, get your ticket early.

Brace for impact – High-energy performances may result in uncontrollable movement

Stay tuned - circulate this advice to your community and stay tuned for further updates as these musical systems continue to build momentum.

Contact the host of #crushbuzz + Salty Goodness Cherry-Popping Double Header