Have you ever wished you could get love advice from a goddess? Well, be careful what you wish for. Aphrodite has seen it all. Every toxic fling, every tragic ballad, every “it’s complicated” on Olympus... and she’s officially over it. But tonight, she’s pouring another glass, lighting up, and dishing out divine wisdom to you pesky humans anyway.

She’s joined (unfortunately) by Apollo and Ares, whose “helpful” advice is about as useful as a broken bow and arrow. Expect chaos, charm, musical interludes of your favourite love songs and a little celestial dysfunction.

Brought to you by the award-winning theatre company The Barden Party, Dear, Aphrodite transforms Fairfield House into a mythological Mount Olympus bursting with laughter, love songs, and theatrical mayhem.

Created by Laura Irish. Performed by Laura Irish, Ollie Howlett, and Caleb James.