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Welcome, fair delegate, to the premier mustard event of the year! Australian Mustard Federation chairman Dion Dijon (AMF) wishes to extend his most cordial of invitations. Come, learn, enjoy, savour, secrete, and get real tangy.

By the end of the symposium, delegates will have:
1. Deeper insight into mustard
2. Broader understanding of mustard
3. Contemporary perceptions of mustard
4. Improved awareness of mustard
5. Exposure to frontiers of mustard
6. Mustard

All conference goers will receive a complimentary gift bag full of exclusive Australian Mustard Federation goodies. Please note: we accept no responsibility for the quality of these products or the bowel irritation they may cause.

Also featuring LIVE ENTERTAINMENT including, direct from the glamorous Scottsdale RSL, the comedic stylings of the hilarious Tits Carney! This should really be quite LOL-tastic!

PLEASE NOTE: This event will use flashing lights. And lots and lots of mustard. But don't worry, you won't get any on you. (Unless you want to).

Here's what industry titans have had to say about previous symposiums:
"There was a time when I thought mustard was boring, but Sir Dion and his compatriots at the AMF have shown me the light. Praise be to the almighty yellow!" - Keith Winterbottomlightly

"I didn't realise there were so many animations in Microsoft Powerpoint" - Charlotte Brickfist

"Is this satire? I think it's satire" - Bruce Guttercums

"Needs more sauce" - REDACTED

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The Australian Mustard Federation wishes to thank The Clubhouse, David Bakker, Mick Davies, and Rob Braslin for their generous contributions.

Contact the host of The 63rd Annual Australian Mustard Federation Symposium and Condiment Expo with Dion Dijon