The Big Deal 3-hr Reset Experience

In-Person Workshop + Heart Opening Cacao Ritual

This isn't some b@sic-b*tch breathing class. This is the full-throttle reset your nervous system has been secretly begging for.

What happens when you combine precision-engineered breathing patterns with ceremonial-grade cacao that lights up your brain's pleasure centers? Magic. But the kind backed by neuroscience, not unicorn farts.

In this 3-hour journey, your body will:

*Release years of accumulated tension you didn't even know you were carrying
*Reset your baseline from "stressed AF" to "chill AF"
*Rewrite the neurological patterns keeping you stuck in overwhelm loops
*Remember what it feels like to be completely at home in your skin

*Plus, you get to drink fancy Aztec hot chocolate that makes your brain go "WEEEEE!" and lights up your neurotransmitters while surrounded by other humans who also want to stop feeling like they're one email away from a meltdown.

The science is clear: when your nervous system discharges stored stress, everything changes. Your sleep. Your skin. Your sex drive. Your ability to not lose your shit when someone cuts you off in traffic.

$127.00 buys you:

*3 hours of transformation (that's cheaper than therapy, just saying)
*Ceremonial-grade cacao experience
*Tools to recreate this state whenever life gets spicy
*Take-home resources because your memory is shot from all that cortisol

Limited to 20 spots because crowd surfing is for concerts, not healing journeys.

No incense. No chimes. No kumbaya.

Just straightforward neurophysiological reprogramming that delivers immediate, juicy results with a little bit of razzle dazzle just for your pleasure.

You're already breathing 20,000 times a day. Might as well make a few hundred of those breaths actually work for you instead of against you.

When people can't regulate themselves, they try to control others or their environment

Know what's truly gangster?

The absolute OG of the 'hood?

Emotional regulation.

Mastering your nervous system. Managing your stuck stress. Freeing yourself from BS stories and living your one big bold beautiful life from that shit hot place.

If you think smudge sticks and crystals are for smelly hippies, you need to try the real deal.

The good gear. The spiritual crack.

Takes the pain away, without making you sell your granny in the process.

It's time to take your healing seriously.

It's time for breathwork.

We all hear about "doing the work," but what even is that and doesn't it take years and years of therapy?

Nope.

Breathing is the easiest way to do the work without revisiting the skeletons under the bed, the lingering hurt from your first love or that time your parent squashed your dreams, your feelings or your fingers in the car door.

But not just any breathing... transformational Breathwork.

Taking the work out of The Work.

THE BOTTOM LINE

When you hit up the express route, here's what's true:

Your body is carrying every argument, disappointment, and "I'm fine" you've ever swallowed. That tension isn't just making you tired—it's making you sick, reactive, and distant from the things that matter.

The fastest way back to yourself isn't through your thoughts.

It's through your breath.

This isn't some trendy wellness hack. It's the oldest technology for human transformation, backed by the newest research in neuroscience.

Book now. Breathe later. Feel better immediately.

"I thought I was just an anxious person. Turns out I was just holding onto shit my whole life." — Previous Participant

This may not be suitable if you are taking any medications or have any medical conditions such as, but not being limited to: schizophrenia, bi-polar or manic disorders, epilepsy, hearing conditions, pregnancy, or serious cardiovascular issues, high/low blood pressure, asthma, COPD, serious eye conditions (detached retina) current or previous heart conditions, severe cardiovascular diseases and/or irregularities, COPD, previous hospitalisation for psychiatric conditions, history of stroke and seizures, family history of aneurysms. Please get in touch to discuss specifics.