Welcome to DON’T PISS IN THE POOL—a satirical, immersive theatre experience where the stakes are as high as the water level. Performed around an actual pool, this production plunges audiences into the depths of the climate crisis, exploring humanity’s hubris, inaction, and the catastrophic consequences that follow.

Through a series of sharp, thought-provoking vignettes, the play examines the ripples caused by greed, denial, and short-term thinking. From political satire to personal confessions, and even conversations between robots and the last survivors of the natural world, DON’T PISS IN THE POOL is an unflinching look at how humanity fouled its own waters—and why it still matters to keep swimming.

Bring your sense of humor, your curiosity, and maybe a towel—because this isn’t just a show; it’s a wake-up call.

PLEASE NOTE: AUDIENCE WILL HAVE THE OPTION TO BE SEATED IN THE POOL. THOSE WHO ARE READY TO TAKE THE PLUNGE BRING YOUR SWIMMERS! CHANGE AREA AVAILABLE ON SITE.