DON'T PISS IN THE POOL

Sat, 1 Mar, 3pm - 5pm AEDT  ·  Event info

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  1. General Admission - POOL SIDE ticket

    Admits one to our seated area NOT in the pool.

    Admits one to our seated area NOT in the pool.

    $30.00
    + $2.41 fee

  2. General Admission - POOL ticket

    Admit one IN THE POOL. Bring your swimmers and watch the show from the pool. Change rooms on site.

    Admit one IN THE POOL. Bring your swimmers and watch the show from the pool. Change rooms on site.

    $30.00
    + $2.41 fee

  3. Concession - POOL SIDE ticket

    Admits one to our seated area NOT in the pool.

    Admits one to our seated area NOT in the pool.

    $25.00
    + $2.19 fee

  4. Concession - POOL ticket

    Admit one IN THE POOL. Bring your swimmers and watch the show from the pool. Change rooms on site.

    Admit one IN THE POOL. Bring your swimmers and watch the show from the pool. Change rooms on site.

    $25.00
    + $2.19 fee

  5. Inner Circle ticket

    You must produce your Inner Circle member card or complete the secret handshake to receive a $10 CASH REFUND at the door.

    You must produce your Inner Circle member card or complete the secret handshake to receive a $10 CASH REFUND at the door.

    $30.00
    + $2.41 fee

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By choosing to donate, you’re helping The Dire Theatre Company continue to create bold, original works and provide opportunities for local artists to share their stories. As a self-funded organization, we rely on the generosity of our community to keep the magic of theatre alive. Your support ensures that we can keep staging new works, empowering voices, and inspiring change through the arts. Every dollar makes a difference and helps us sustain our mission to create, connect, and incite change without fear. Thank you for being part of our story. ❤️

Incite Change. Without Fear.

By choosing to donate, you’re helping The Dire Theatre Company continue to create bold, original works and provide opportunities for local artists to share their stories. As a self-funded organization, we rely on the generosity of our community to keep the magic of theatre alive. Your support ensures that we can keep staging new works, empowering voices, and inspiring change through the arts. Every dollar makes a difference and helps us sustain our mission to create, connect, and incite change without fear. Thank you for being part of our story. ❤️

By choosing to donate, you’re helping The Dire Theatre Company continue to create bold, original works and provide opportunities for local artists to share their stories. As a self-funded organization, we rely on the generosity of our community to keep the magic of theatre alive. Your support ensures that we can keep staging new works, empowering voices, and inspiring change through the arts. Every dollar makes a difference and helps us sustain our mission to create, connect, and incite change without fear. Thank you for being part of our story. ❤️

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