Effie – Frigid to Feral

What’s happening to me?

I’ve gone from rational to irrational, from pristine to vulvarine, from frigid to feral.

And I don’t know who or what to blame.

I thought I’d mature like a fine wine, so why am I becoming a very dry martini?

I’ve always been hot — but now I’m boiling.

I knew climate change was bad, but how did it get into my bits and bobs? Does my body need a total fire ban?

Is it politics? The Right and the Left are cracking it at each other — meanwhile I’m cracking it at everyone.

Is it all the pressure? The cost of living? The cost of speaking? The cost of laser hair removal?

Is it my family? My marriage? My career?

Being human comes at a huge price and that hurts, especially for a cheapskate like me.

If I don’t get answers soon, I’m going to start looking up mushroom recipes.

Join Effie as she explores her past, her present, her life and loves and unravels a conspiracy so massive, it’ll blow dry your mind.

‘Outspoken Effie tackles ageing, marriage and menopause with bawdy humour and razor-sharp crowd

work.’ – The List Review (4 Stars)

‘Mary Coustas, the creative genius behind Effie, has crafted a brilliant standup show that is informative

and truth-telling, wrapped up in a carefully constructed hour of standup.’ – Glam Adelaide Review (4.5 Stars)

Doors open 7.30pm Support 8pm Effie approx. 8.40pm

Tickets $55

Show is suitable for children 15+. Ticket is required for anyone attending the show.

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