Hello! It’s me, Sydney’s laziest drag queen, Brendan Hanc*ck, and you are indecently invited to my show, F*ck Around And Find Out If It’s Any Good. It’s a show in which, and I hope I don’t lose you here… I f*ck around and find out if it's any good.

A comedy spectacular told on a grand piano (a digital Yamaha) about a small-town country boy from Jindabyne who wants to become Australia’s Greatest Showman (f*ggot category). Expect larger-than-life panache, a camp number of two, a love letter to lesbians and a few tales of depraved debauchery that grapple with the fact that maybe you don’t always get what you want, but isn’t it about the enemies you make along the way?

Hanc*ck (me) is a regular host of Pedestrian.TV, Two Queers Walk Into a Bar, a RAW Comedy State Finalist, a regular at comedy clubs around Australia and is currently the face of sexual health testing in NSW, which I suppose isn’t really relevant, but I just wanted to be honest.

'A notorious homosexual.' Time Out Sydney

'Best comedy pick of Melbourne Fringe.' Time Out Melbourne

'Survived an on-stage accident involving LMFAO's Champagne Showers.' ABC Queer

'He has the overwhelming confidence of someone who doesn’t technically have a real job.' Theatre Travels