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Take a trip to the 80s at FunkStick:Post-Disco!

Upstairs: All Vinyl Boogie / Italo Disco / hi-NRG / Freestyle / 80s Club Classics by Resident DJ Connie Kway-Lewd (ig: @discoconniekway)

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DJSEXIANDI in The Hole (ig: @djsexiandi)

DJSEXIANDI is a Chicago vinyl DJ driven by electronic music’s hard, sexy, and underground sounds. Hailing from the Arizona desert, he has a mission to make the dance floor sweat and the speakers bounce. Expect a high-octane run through the Midwest’s rich history of boundary-pushing house music. You can find DJSEXIANDI at his residency with The Getaway in Lincoln Square.

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Guest Artist Jock Stitch (ig: @jock.stitch)

Garrett is an embroidery and cross stitch artist based in Chicago. With inspiration drawn from 70s and 80s men’s magazines, adult films and erotic ephemera, his pieces aim to subvert needlework’s traditional roots. Follow him on Instagram @jock.stitch and on TikTok and Etsy @jockstitch

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Yoga For Bottoms with Morris McLennan (ig: @mc_yikes / @flannelyoga)

We’re opening up The Hole early for Yoga For Bottoms, an inclusive, sex-positive yoga class focused on building strength and flexibility to reduce strain on the hips, joints, and spine during intimacy. ALL BODIES ARE WELCOME! You don’t have to be a bottom to participate.

The class is Trans inclusive, open to beginners, uses no gendered language, and includes no physical touch. Come get bendy so you can stay bent over all night!

Space is limited to 20 participants. Register here. There is a suggested additional donation of $10 for the class.

The class will go from 7:00-7:45. The Hole will open at 8:00 with DJSEXIANDI helping you to get those limber bodies moving. Stretch out your spine and then stick around to get your back blown out!

Morris McLennan is a Trans & Queer yoga instructor living in Uptown, Chicago. He completed 200-hour yoga teacher training at Chi-Town Shakti in 2025. He has an accessible, lighthearted, and anti-authoritarian teaching style. Music favorites include Big Thief, Lana del Rey, and Sufjan Stevens. When he isn't teaching yoga, Morris is writing his next play.

FOLKS OF ALL COLORS / BACKGROUNDS / ETHNICITIES / WEIGHTS / ABILITIES / BODIES / GENDERS / GENDER EXPRESSIONS / FINANCIAL CAPABILITIES ARE WELCOME AND WANTED AT FUNKSTICK!

You will see different kinds of bodies here.

RESPECT IS EXPECTED & CONSENT IS MANDATORY.

Free Coat/Bag/Clothes Check available
All bags/fanny packs/purses are subject to search and must be checked into Coat Check. No exceptions.

This Event is 21+

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