✨Haute Take Presents: Everyone Got Made Redundant But Fk It - We’re Dancing! ✨
Description
📣 Calling all terminally online SJWs, ferals, millennials with bad knees, packet pigs, and messy slags who love nineties/noughties/queer pop hits! Do we have a funemployment opportunity for you!
👩💼 Work sucks (we know) but work Christmas parties suck harder. Decline that invite for a shared team lunch in the kitchenette, and celebrate the festive season with your Not Work Besties™ instead!
✅ Your SLTs are Senior Backend Engineer Emily Writes, She-EO Melissa, Sales Ninja Noods, and DJ Fraîche from Customer Servicing.
🫂 Meet your targets and create synergy on the dancefloor.
💬 Cross-collaborate with likeminded stakeholders.
🍾 Photocopy your tits and make poor choices with the people you wish you worked with!
🎟️ Tickets will sell out, so snap em up quick. HR said there’s no door sales for this one.
🥂 We’ll help you meet your KPIs (Keep Prosecco Imbibed) with a free glass of bubbles* on arrival.
💃🏼 No business casual here, dress to impress!
*or non-alc option
Tickets for good, not greed Humanitix dedicates 100% of profits from booking fees to charity
