HEAVENLY CREATURES PRESENTS: THE DEVOLUTION OF MAN

The year is 3030.

One thousand years from the events that led to the devolution of the human race..

Reptilian overlord and president of the United states, Donald Trump employs underling Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as the US health and human services chief. America leaves the World Health Organization and Trump imposes widespread tariffs throughout the world. This commences what the reptilians call "The directive of genetic engineering", also known as "DOGE". Trump's tariffs cripple the rest of the world into submission, and RFK "discovers" the cure for measles; nitrous oxide. Swiftly the human race becomes addicted to NOS and over a thousand years they devolve into ant like humanoids, which is the reptilians favourite snack from their home planet in the Draco constellation.

The human race moves underground, and lives in tunnels, in constant fear of becoming a succulent reptilian meal.

Enter, Heavenly Creatures.
A resistance movement formed on the discovery that high BPM repetitive music acts as a deterrent for the reptilians. Suddenly the underground is filled with clubs blasting music. A safe haven from humanity's oppressors.

Have we been saved? No one knows.. but the music plays on..

Join us at Galaxy Arcade on the 9th of august for a night of hypnotic music supplied by a carefully selected crew of DJs and Producers, and revel in the knowledge that Heavenly Creatures will keep the underground safe.

Our artists are:

Nomali

HungusMungus

HUSH PUPPI

Gridlok