HOT CROSS CRITTERS
Event description
This Good Friday, the Marvellous Creation story of HOT CROSS CRITTERS unfolds!
A never before told eggs-rated bush baptism epic tale of choconisation 
FEAT. CHOC & ROLL BAND AUSTRALIAN CRITTERS
Genesissy 1:1
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and Choc
Then came all of the critters, even a band that would rock 	
Until one day the breeders arrived
Long ears cute noses, appetite to slide- 
Deep into burrows, up into Pearth’s crust 
Choc top mountain disrupted, bound to erupt...  
Platypussy emerges from his own cave-hole 
A 40 day bender down the Milk Road
Will this Mono-cream fail or save the day? 
The critters bite their tongues all across the Silky way.. 
CAST 
Elijah Bartholomew - Platypussy 
Rose KB - Yeaster Bunny 
Bobby Fletcher - Narrator 
Special Guest Cameo by WOBBLES 
Plus TV Puppets and live band the Australian Critters!
THE CATEGORY IS:
Twirl-esque + Choc-Eistedfodd + Egg hunty + Yoni Dirt Dessert + Marble-gras + Cadbury-cream-pie + Big Buns
WHAT TO BRING WHEN YOU'RE TOLD NOT TO BRING ANYTHING: 
Hats!!! Dress up a bonnet from home in your yeaster best and wear it for our Yeaster Bonnet Parade! 
Prizes for best dressed. 
When Parched March is over, its time for Gape-ril! 
Let’s get bent for lent… 
EVENT INFO: 
GOOD FRIDAY - 18 APRIL 
DOORS 7:30PM, SHOW 8-10PM 
RECHABITE MAIN HALL 
WHEELCHAIR ACCESS & ACCESSIBLE BATHROOMS VIA LIFT 
This story takes place on unceded Whadjuk Noongar boodja and don't you forget it! 
Presented by Mummy's Plastic, this is a TV World production.
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