KNEES UP 2025

Your prescription for boredom.

No referrals. No regrets. Just one unforgettable night.

Ladies and gentlemen, ewes and rams, horses, sheep, chickens, guanacos, and all FMHS students…

A strange restlessness has swept through the cohorts. Labs feel longer, lectures blur, and there's a suspicious increase in eye contact during anatomy tutorials. You’re not imagining it — you're overdue for a spiritual reset. Fortunately, your social saviours have arrived. Think of us as the cheeky voices on your shoulder, here to lead you astray (just enough) and leave you feeling refreshed, rejuvenated, and possibly even enlightened.

Since the dawn of time, KNEES UP has been the social event that makes up for all the others.

Part pilgrimage, part party, part farmyard fever dream… this is not your average night out. It’s a chance to leave the city, your stress, and your study schedule behind. Think less OSCE, more moonshine, and we want to see YOU in your best Ashburton grubber cosplay.

Expect drinks tastier than a flatmate’s shared baking, music loud enough to drown out your stress, and a night guaranteed to be more chaotic than a group assignment with five gunners.

Whispers are spreading that a free drink will be available on entry with 10$ drinks thereafter and pizzas and chips provided (real pizza not dommies)

We’ve searched high and low—truly harder than your peers trying to find accom for their Euro summer—to lock in this year’s venue. This is the event where your boots get muddy, your brain gets foggy, and your heart (possibly) finds love… or at least someone to share a sausage roll with at 2 a.m.

Dust off your swannis, round up your flatmates, and polish those redbands...

KNEES UP 2025 is coming. Tickets on sale Wednesday 23rd July. You won’t want to miss it.