Fed up with Feeld? Hinge not hinge-ing? Come along to our tres queer speed dating party at Noisy Ritual! Hosted by alt drag boi MITCH with a half-time performance to make you laugh/cry/choke, you can expect to go on around 14 dates with plenty of time between to schmooze and booze. You'll be one of 30-90 hotties!

This one is for multi-gender attracted folks (pansexuals/bisexuals) and trans, non-binary and gender diverse people. There will be no splitting up the group by gender or preferences, just one big pot of hotties. Non monog and polyam babes are encouraged!! Suggested age range is 20s and 30s ~ most people tend to be 25-35.

We'll have heaps of conversation cards with all the most important first date Qs like "How many carabiners do you have on you right now?" and "What would you do to bang Luigi?" as well as a competition to submit your own, where you can win a bottle of Noisy Ritual wine!

---

$1 from every ticket sold goes to mutual aid funds with priority given to BIPoC, queer and trans folks.

---

FAQs

Will I date everyone?

Not usually, no. There will be between 30 and 90 people, however you'll only go on around 14 dates. There'll be ample time throughout the event to chat to people that you won't date though, so please don't be shy. You don't need to be sat at a table to have a nice convo.

What if I'm gay/lesbian or I don't wanna date people of a particular gender?

Unfortunately we can't cater to everyone in the same space on the same night, so we've decided to alternate each month between a gay/lesbian split and a pan/bi everyone-dates-everyone event. If dating people of a variety of genders makes you uncomfortable or doesn't interest you, we encourage you to wait for the next gay/lesbian event.

Is there an age range?

We don't have an age policy but to give you a guide our demographic is usually people in their 20s and 30s, with most attendees sitting between 25 and 35.

How much privacy will we have?

We'll have the exclusive use of the venue - no lurkers, only ticket holders!

Is it ok if the name on my ticket or registration doesn't match the person who attends?

Yes, that's fine. If you can let us know of any name changes prior to the event it's always appreciated.

What's your refund policy?

Refunds are available up to 7 days prior to the event. This is an automated process that can be carried out via Humanitix and no reason is needed. Otherwise:

Stuck at Work/Something Came Up - If you can no longer attend the event for reasons other than illness, you will need to let us know a minimum of 4 hours prior to the event start time in order to receive a transfer to the next event. We are able to transfer your tickets once only, to the next event only, and there will be no transfers or refunds after the first transfer.

Covid-19/Flu - If you are experiencing cold or flu symptoms or test positive for Covid-19, you can let us know at any point up until the event start time and we will transfer your ticket(s) to the next event or, if you're unable to make that date, issue you a credit voucher for future use.

We won't be able to offer you a transfer/credit voucher for any reason if you are a no-show/don't contact us until after the event has started. The nature of the event means we're heavily reliant on numbers, so please be conscious of this and give us as much notice as possible.