Hey it’s getting dark out there yeah? In the middle of the day. Blazing sun. Still dark.

What better way to soak up some anti-rays than to plunge yourself into the dive bar depths for some deoressocore therapee’.

The Shifting Sands are teetering on the cusp of a NEW record and are spitting new tunes all over your windscreen you dig. Hey sorry about that but better out than in you know. Bear witness.

You’re not crying, I’m crying. I’ve got something in my eye. That something is chlorine. Chlorine purchased from the POOL SHOP. Coincidence? I think not. POOL SHOP are playing and they will bring the tears and bags of salt.

There are only really two songs that use the chords E, G and F and they are by Elvis and The Clash. So it should be no surprise that they both SUCK. Big time. In fact they are the antithesis of EGF (the band). Don’t believe me? Prepare to be proven wrong!

Art by Tres Bartsch

Contact the host of Shifting Sands, Pool Shop & EGF at The Bearded Lady