Sluts Die First!

Serious Billy Productions presents SLUTS DIE FIRST, a brand-new hour of sketch comedy debuting at this year’s Camden Horror Fest. The all-female ensemble is back and this time, they’re out for blood.

With characters spanning from accused witches of the 1600s to the true-crime-obsessed girlies of today, expect classic horror homage with a sickeningly modern twist. 

Serious Billy Productions was founded by sister writing duo Alice and Lucy Walder. They’re joined by longtime collaborators Zoe Monteforte and Rosie Wood (Leicester Square Comedian of the Year Finalist), who have been with the company since the beginning. 

This follows their sold-out sketch show ‘Love You, Bye!’ at the Camden Fringe (2025), and their original comedy play ‘I’d Like a Job Please’, which made waves at the Edinburgh Fringe in 2024. North West End UK called them ‘a talented young company with something to say’ — and they’ve got plenty more to say, whether you like it or not.

Directed by: Anna Roberts 

Cast: Zoe Monteforte, Alice Walder, Lucy Walder, Rosie Wood

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Age guidance: 16+

Trigger and content warning: Death, blood, gore, pregnancy, murder, offensive language, sexual themes