‘If you think it’s the gays who are prone to histrionics, you might want to think again.’

The frazzled staff of Myer George St anticipate an ill-timed visit from their Regional Manager. A particularly fraught annual gathering for The McLaren Family Olympics takes place without their patriarch, who is otherwise indisposed. And three befuddled boys on Cronulla Beach, in December 2005, question…everything.

A triptych of silliness and satire. Straight Panic is a very gay comedy about very straight people in the strange far off land called early 2000s Sydney.

“Unfortunately for you, this is my circus. And you are my monkeys.”

DATES

TUESDAY 16 JUNE, Preview 7pm
WEDNESDAY 17 JUNE, Preview 7pm
THURSDAY 18 JUNE, Open 7pm
FRIDAY 19 JUNE, Show 7pm
SATURDAY 20 JUNE, Show 7pm
MONDAY 22 JUNE, Show 7pm
TUESDAY 23 JUNE, Show 7pm
WEDNESDAY 24 JUNE, Show 7pm
THURSDAY 25 JUNE, Show 7pm
FRIDAY 26 JUNE, Show 7pm
SATURDAY 27 JUNE, Show 5pm

CAST

NAME Esha Jessy

CREATIVES

WRITER Lachlan Parry
DIRECTOR Lily Hayman
DRAMATURG George Kemp
LIGHTING DESIGNER Tyler Fitzpatrick
PRODUCER Ryan Whitworth-Jones