The Diner Divas Musical Cabaret
Description
The Diner is a run-down Dive, The Divas hate working, the food is bad, the Service is worse and the hired help, is at best, Tragic.
Join us for a night of musical mischief as they face one mishap after another, jumping through hoops to save their beloved diner from destruction.
The Diner Divas and Fabulous Friends, love to get dolled up and we appreciate our audiences efforts as it adds to the whole experience.
Don't be a wet rag, throw on some hip threads and Jive back to the Nifty 50’s when Diners and Milk Bars were Bitchin’. Put on your bobby socks and Twirl worthy poodle skirts, Slide (or squeeze) into some jeans and plain white T. Slick back your hair with grease, or tease it into an unreal pompadour. Make some waves, dig it! Don’t be a square, we know our fans will flip to get their vintage glamour on and there will be a prize for best dressed.
WARNING - this show contains:
flashing lights, mild swearing, loud noises, smoke, & sexy biatches!
Refreshments:
Drinks and snacks will be available to purchase throughout the event.
FAQs
- Where can I park?
There is on street parking Jardine Street Fairy Meadow.
And for one night only there is off street parking at one of our participating neighbourhood businesses car parks.
They include:
70-74 Jardine St, Fairy Meadow - Xtreme Doors
77 Jardine Street - Ice-tech Air Pty Ltd, Form Over Functions, Strata Testing, SMAI and Piranha Eyewear.
93 Jardine Street - SMAI
NO PARKING onsite at 3 Princes Highway Fairy Meadow
- What should I wear?
For some Nifty 50’s Themed outfits, think:
Grease
Hairspray
Rockabilly
Pin-up
- Is it suitable for children?
Not recommended for children under 5, due to loud noise, flashing lights.
There are two primary aged children performing in the show.
HOWEVER, we do warn that there is some mild swearing and some silly sexy dancing!
Mild Swearing includes, but is not limited to:
The word “shit” is sung during a song about poo.
The song ‘Bubble gum bitch” is played during an act about bubble-gum!
Ultimately it's entirely up to the parents/carers/guardians.
Consider yourselves WARNED!
- Will there be flashing lights?
Yes there will be at least one an act where the lights go down and some circus equipment lights up, some of which flashes.
- Will there be loud noise
Yes, one act ends with an emulated explosion (Loud bang and smoke)in a garbage can.
- Do I have to pay for my lap sitter?
All children over 5 and/or requiring a seat, will need a ticket.
Please contact the Host if you intend on bringing a babe in arms.
Children under 4 sitting on a paying adults lap get in free and although there is no seat allocated for them, we still need to count them in our total venue capacity.
- Will there be snacks and drinks available to buy?
Yes, of course there will be snacks and drinks available to purchase! It is a Diner after all. But don't expect anything too fancy. It is the Divas Diner after all!!
Bring some cash along to the show, Daphne bakes the most amazing cookies! You won't want to miss out.
Tickets for good, not greed Humanitix dedicates 100% of profits from booking fees to charity
