Welcome to the world's first, best, and only museum of everything that happened slightly earlier on today! As we are constantly updating our exhibits, we're now accepting donations of artefacts, oral histories, documents, and memorabilia of all the things that took place before noon today. These will be woven into a once-in-a-lifetime exhibition, curated by Jim Fishwick.

Jim is an award-winning theatremaker, former Australian national champion improvisor, and actual real-world museum curator.

Winner, Late Night Knife Fight, July 2020

"Extremely impressive ... turns the mundane into captivating" - Theatreview

Please note this show contains moderate levels of voluntary audience participation.

Directed by Jason Geary
Sound design by Bryce Halliday
Costume design by Isabel Moore
Lighting design by Darryn Woods