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🎉 Tim’s 44th Online Birthday Smash Party! 💥

This isn’t your average birthday party.

On November 9th, I’m turning 44 — and instead of blowing out candles, I’m blowing off steam.

I rented out a wreck room (yup, one of those places where you can safely break stuff with a bat), and I’m going all in. Plates. TVs. Printers. Furniture. If it smashes, it’s going down. 😤💣

And I want YOU to watch it happen.

🎬 This is a live-streamed destruction party, and for just $20, you get:

Exclusive access to the chaos

The pure joy of watching me break everything in sight

A front-row seat to my version of therapy

Zero cleanup on your end

You don’t even have to leave the house. Just grab a drink, sit back, and enjoy the destruction.

Whether you're cheering me on or just need to blow off a little steam by proxy, this is your invite.

🎟 Tickets: $20

📅 Date: November 9, 2025

🖥️ Location: Online (YouTube Live link after purchase)

Come celebrate this ridiculous life with me — one shattered object at a time.