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Unprofessional Variety Show: Physique

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The Parkside Lounge
New York NY, United States

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The Unprofessional Variety Show: Physique

Physique

Our bodies, ourselves

Doors 7:30 Show 8 PM

An undisciplined, unrelenting, and unqualified cabaret-style night of performance.

There will be Antics.

PERFORMERS

• Tami Bernard

• Greer Dworman

• Anand Brian Darsie

• Cherry Veronica Jaymes

• Emceed by Maya Suess
• Accompaniment by Klovis Gaynor

If you haven't been to Unprofessional before, check out previous shows on our website. 

"Physique Pictorial was one of the leading American beefcake magazines of the mid-20th century, exemplifying the use of bodybuilding culture and classical figure posing as a cover for homoerotic male images, and in order to evade charges of obscenity."

Accessibility Information:
The bar is on the ground floor. The performance venue and accessible bathrooms are accessed via a portable ramp (1.5 steps). All tickets are general admission first come first serve, but if you have accessibility needs and need a seat, need to be close to the stage, or will be coming in a wheelchair, please let us know at checkout and we will have a spot reserved for you. 

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New York NY, United States

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