WE MIGHT OFFEND YOU COMEDY TOUR @ ONTARIO EVENT CENTER

WELCOME TO THE ONTARIO EVENT CENTER

The Ontario Event Center takes great pride in providing you with the finest in culinary selections and guest service. Our banquet management team will follow a detailed approach to ensure your indoor or outdoor event is a very memorable occasion.

Our food tables are adorned with a decorative flair to compliment the occasion and theme. Flower arrangements and centerpieces are just a few of the added touches that we can provide to give your event a touch of style. Take a look at all the different options we offer.

Not seeing what you are envisioning for your event, is not a problem! We can custom-create something special for your upcoming event!!

BUFFET - 6PM TO 7PM

SHOWTIME - 7:30PM TO 9PM

DISCOUNT ON GROUP PURCHASES- 4 & 6 TICKETS

THE BUFFET WILL CONSIST OF

CHARCUTERIE MEAT & CHEESE DISPLAY

PEPPER JACK, COLBY JACK, SMOKED GOUDA, ASSORTED FRESH FRUIT AND CRACKERS

ASSORTED SLIDERS

MEXICAN DIP

ASSORTED DESSERT PARFAIT

Welcome to the We Might Offend You Comedy Tour!

Get ready for a night of laughter and outrageous fun! Our show is a club-style comedy experience featuring adult content and language — nothing vulgar or obscene, but definitely for mature audiences.

The name We Might Offend You isn’t a promise — it’s a playful warning. We’re comedians, and we view the world through a different (and yes, sometimes warped) lens. Our goal isn’t to offend anyone — it’s to make you laugh.

So bring your sense of humor, come ready to have a great time, and remember: these are just jokes, folks.

Show length: Approximately 90 minutes
Audience: 21+ recommended

We can't wait to see you there!

Meet The Comedians

Peggy Beattie-

 Peggy Beattie is a fresh, new, but old comedian from the northern suburbs of Detroit. She's not afraid to talk about the ridiculousness of the world today and her own version of crazy.

Peggy has emceed at Mark Ridley's Comedy Castle and most recently made it to the finals - Judges’s Choice - at Mark Ridley’s “Detroit to LA” contest. Peggy was also selected to perform at the 2023 Detroit Women of Comedy Festival. She has performed in shows all across MI, including showcasing at the Detroit House of Comedy.

Peggy also opened for the hilarious, "Last Comic Standing" finalist, Rocky Laporte at the Traverse City Comedy Club and Dave Landau at One Night Stan’s NYE show. Peggy has been described as the cool funny Aunt that makes people laugh!

Billy Reno-

Billy Reno has always been told he should be a comedian, and finally, he listened. After honing his skills on the Detroit Comedy Scene, Billy has taken his unique brand of comedy all across the country. From clubs like the world-famous Comedy Store to bars, festivals, and college campuses, Billy has won over audiences with his affable charm and quick wit.

Billy has been recognized for his talent, too. He was a semifinalist at the Detroit to LA Comedy Competition and a finalist at the Border City Comedy Festival in Windsor, On. His debut comedy album, "Can't Handle The Thought," spent three weeks at the top of Apple iTunes charts. He's even produced several shows across the Midwest, showcasing his versatility and creativity as both a performer and producer.

What sets Billy apart as a comedian is his ability to blend various styles of comedy seamlessly. Whether he's telling one-liners, sharing stories, exploring dark and edgy topics, or diving into nonsensical jokes, Billy always delivers with a sarcastic tone and a goofy smile. Regardless of the subject matter, one thing is for sure: audiences never leave one of Billy's shows disappointed. So buckle up and get ready for a wild ride with Billy Reno!

Ned Rice -

Detroit native Ned Rice has been doing stand-up comedy throughout the Midwest since 2019. Before that Ned was a TV comedy writer in New York and Hollywood for 25 years. Ned's been a staff writer for Jay Leno, Bill Maher, Craig Ferguson, Jimmy Kimmel, Joan Rivers, Anthony Jeselnik, and others.

Ned’s take on the absurdities of everyday life—whether it’s his teaching career, married life, or personal struggles with addiction—will leave you wondering, “What’s wrong with this guy… and why am I laughing?”

A prolific writer, Ned has become an invaluable mentor on the Detroit comedy scene. One thing’s for sure: he’ll make you feel a whole lot better about being yourself.