SURPRISE!

Did you think we were just gonna take 600 people on a WET Hudson joyride under the stars with the iconic maestro TEDD PATTERSON for a mere 4 hours??

Nah! It’s Pride AND it’s our 11th Anniversary!

The celebration continues at PARKSIDE LOUNGE from 10PM….

If you’re joining us on the boat you can purchase a ticket INCLUDING Yellow School Bus transportation from the boat HERE ($25)

ANA MATRONIC makes her triumphant return to the decks and we’re so excited to have our legendary mother back in control of our premium twirls.

The magnificent ANTHONY VELEZ returns for his second set at WET NOISE in the front bar!

A note from Daddy Matthew if you please... a lot of new family has found WET NOISE in recent months. EVERY BODY is welcome on our decades old dance floor. If you are NEW to WET NOISE there are a few key factors we ask you to consider and respect...

1. No phones on the dance floor. If you need to reply to a text, take a call or stalk a lover thats fine... just REMOVE yourself from the dance floor first so you don't screw anyone else's vibes.

2. The Dance floor is for Dancing. If you need a break or want to chat with friends please take it to the front bar.... your neighbors will appreciate the room.

3. Make room for others. In the words of Mother Nita Aviance, " You may not realize but you are taking up more space on the dance floor than you think. Sharing doesn't mean planting ourselves as unmovable structures for others to make their way around. This is how most "othered" folks are forced to traverse the daily world and it is NOT what our dance floor deserves."

4. Be responsible with your substances. (Period) "G" or any other dissociative is NOT welcome at WET NOISE. PLEASE PLEASE for the love of goddess be safe and test your substances. If you or someone around you is in trouble please speak to Matthew, security, the bar or the DJ and we will help.

5. WELCOME TO THE FAMILY. BE NICE AND HAVE FUN!

WET NOISE

It’s a filthy funk 11TH ANNIVERSARY dance party...

~~PHONES TALKING PICTURES ATTITUDE~~

Hosted by Matthew Placek

DeeDee Dame, Elida Berry-Donat & Shana Merab

SATURDAY, JUNE 15th 10PM - 4AM

PARKSIDE LOUNGE

317 EAST HOUSTON STREET, East Village

Dirty funk in the back by

ANA MATRONIC

...in the front by

ANTHONY VELEZ

ADVANCE TICKETS $20