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How to be a Lesbian

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Event description

An armchair. A whiteboard. A lamp.

Each night features different guests – each potentially containing the secrets of what it means to be “lesbian”. How do they shop? Do they have facial hair? What do they eat?

And of course – that age old question – how do they have sex?

Felicity Nicol, seasoned Lesbian of 38 years, will be asking these questions and more to help ensure the future of lesbians is stronger than ever! This is the professional development course you wish you had when you were young, dumb and thinking all lesbians must have short hair.

Poetry readings, Sappho séance, instruction manuals and Alan keys – all this and more will be included in this cuntarific contemporary performance!

This project is supported by Lesbians Incorporated.

Cast & Creatives

Creator & Host: Felicity Nicol
Producer: Sean Landis
Monday Guests: Maddy Gandhi, Sylvia Kinder and Hannah Malarski
Tuesday Guests: Basjia Almaan, Cheryn Frost and Sheanna Parker Russon

Content Warnings

Mature Themes


The Loading Dock Theatre is wheelchair accessible and accessible bathrooms are available.
If you have any further questions regarding accessibility, please contact our Access Coordinator, Courtney Henson, at or 0437 403 518.

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