The Sydney University Dramatic Society presents:

A NOAH CENTINEO MOVIE: THE PLAY: THE TABLE-READ

by James Bradshaw and Matthew Forbes

October 28th - 29th, 7:00 pm

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“How long does it take to fall in love? Depends how fast you jump”

Noah Centineo, Americas favourite heartthrob and god of Twitter has found himself thrust into a tumultuous quarter-life crisis. His love-life is in turmoil, nobody will take him seriously and to make matters worse he is trapped inside a twisted Netflix rom-com that he is unable to escape from. Noah’s journey will take him to the very depths of his own soul; a journey filled with strange Nathans, celebrities who I’m pretty sure are dead and vaguely Christmas-themed interpretive ballet numbers.

This production is a table-read for a play written by two slightly-Noah Centineo-obsessed uni students who are keen to see if their sense of humour is as funny to everyone else as it is to them. As such, we'll be treating these reads as a kind of workshop, and we'll be eager to hear our audience's feedback so we can improve the script before its currently-hypothetical but hopefully-eventual staged production.

If you're unable to make the reads in-person, fear not! We'll be filming these reads and uploading an edited version online for your convenience and/or pleasure. With that said, we'd love as many people to come in-person as possible, so we can gauge audience reactions to the play.

We can't wait to hear your thoughts on this bonkers, hopefully-not-defamatory play!

The Centinenary approaches.

Long Live Noah.

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CAST

Alexandre Douglas

Tom Hetherington-Welch

Zoe Hinton

Annie Lewis

Christian Liger

Annie McDonald

Gemma Navarrete

Olivia Niethe

Liam Olsson

Rachel Seeto

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NOTE ON DOOR TICKETS:

On sold-out nights no door tickets will be available. If you are planning on purchasing a ticket at the door please be aware there is no guarantee you will be granted a ticket due to strict COVID-19 capacity rules.

SUDS COVID SAFE POLICY:

At SUDS we want to prioritise the safety of our members and audiences, so we have strict COVID measures in place.- Audiences will have their temperature checked upon entry into the cellar.

Audiences will be required to sign in upon entry to ensure that we can be prepared for any contact tracing that may be required.
Masks are encouraged in the cellar, and disposal masks will be available upon entry.
Sanitising stations will be placed around the theatre, and audiences are encouraged to make use of them.
Seating will be 1.5 spaced, to ensure that audience members are in compliance with the current NSW legislation.
Flow of foot traffic will be clearly marked, and audiences will be asked to follow this.

Please note this venue is wheelchair accessible.

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Content Warnings:

Coarse Language, Sexual References, References to Violence and Death, Themes of Existential Dread, Depictions of Mental Illness

For any other concerns and questions regarding the show, please feel free to contact sudsthewash@gmail.com and we will be happy to help you!

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DISCLAIMER: We as a production are not endorsed by or affiliated with any of the people, companies, films and brands depicted within this play. This show is intended as a light-hearted parody, with the utmost respect given to those from whom we have taken inspiration. All representations of Noah Centineo’s ‘real life’ are entirely fabricated so please don’t sue us for libel.

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